29 January 2009

Political Dick-Sizing, by Political Dickheads




Here we go with the printing presses! The economies of the world are going to 'stimulated' like a nothing we've seen before.
This is historic, the global economy 'stimulated' by the giant dildos of the state. Drumroll.... Ladies and Gentlement of The Sheeple, Presenting the Giant Dildos of State:

GW: 'Created' $700 billion in the last fortnight in office. A farewell "Fuck You" to the world.

President Erect Hussein: "I'll top you, you white mofo! USD 819 billion. I'm the president bitch!" Smokin' man, smokin.

Now a disgraced bullshit small-time gangster of a dictator: Bobby Mugabe "I give up. I tried and I tried to print as much as I could... but... I don't think I have it in me".

What a pussy.

Move over, Bob, and let El Presidante Hussein lead the world!