Shake Your Money Maker

Elvis shaking his pelvis - the most famous booty
wriggling, crotch thrusting pioneer of all time.
All hail, The King

Mankind has been shaking its hips to music since Ugg beat cowskins with sticks and the tribe began singing to the rhythm

However in the 20th century, a real, global big-money Music Industry evolved, and now artists who shake ass the most and thereby cause more ass shaking on the planet, make the money.

If you are a part of the global music industry you will notice one thing: The amount of Bling you have directly correlates to your ability to play to the basest of human emotion: rhythm and sex. Sorry Mozart and Beethoven.

Turn up the speakers, follow the article, get up and shake dat azz... no one's looking. (except of course for the all-seeing Ceiling Cat)

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